Salem's Email

[Hazmat]

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To: <stclaire.walker.net>
From: <scar@stclaire.walker.net> "Salem"
Subject: This Shit Stops Now

Devon and Flint: Your inability to get along with each other in a mature and civilized fashion has been going on long enough. Whatever problems you have with each other you will settle NOW via formal Challenge. In case you don't know what that means (and you very well should but your behavior leads me to doubt this), it goes like this:

1) A has a problem with B, issues formal Challenge.
2) B gives reasonable terms for said Challenge. A Philodox may be brought in to mediate if reasonable terms cannot be agreed upon.
3) The Challenge is acted out.
4) The loser of the Challenge submits to the winner.
5) THE MATTER IS DROPPED.

I expect one of you to Challenge the other soon -- as in within the next few days. Otherwise, there will be consequences.

You do not want to experience my consequences.

-- Salem, acting Elder
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(Day or so later...)

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To: <scar@stclaire.walker.net>
From: <red.hands@stclaire.walker.net>
Subject: RE: This Shit Stops Now

Salem: I would like to speak with you privately regarding this matter, if I may.

Devon, Red Hands
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From: <scar@stclaire.walker.net>
To: <red.hands@stclaire.walker.net>
Subject: RE: This Shit Stops Now

I'm not particularly interested in hearing your side of a he-said-he-said. Settle things with Flint.

--S
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To: <scar@stclaire.walker.net>
From: <red.hands@stclaire.walker.net>
Subject: RE: This Shit Stops Now

Things have been settled, there is no he-said-he-said to be done. The fighting between Flint and me is finished and Will Not happen again. The fighting however was the purpose of requesting a meeting with you, not to quibble about it or point fingers but to make amends between myself and the tribe.

Devon
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From: <scar@stclaire.walker.net>
To: <red.hands@stclaire.walker.net>
Subject: RE: This Shit Stops Now

In my experience, words are cheap, and I'm not especially interested in hearing how you're sorry or how you're going to do better. Just DO it. BE better. The rest will take care of itself.

-- S
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